I’ve Been Around The Block
Let me tell you something, folks. I’ve been in this ecommerce game since before it was cool. Back in ’98, when I was working at a tiny shop in Seattle called CyberSales (yeah, we were that unoriginal), we were selling CDs online. CDs! Can you even imagine? But that’s how it started for me. And let me tell you, I’ve seen some stuff.
I remember this one guy, let’s call him Marcus, who swore by fax orders. Fax orders! In 2003! I told him, “Marcus, buddy, the internet is here to stay. Get with the program.” But did he listen? Nope. And now? He’s probably running some mom-and-pop store still using a fax machine. Good luck with that, Marcus.
But I digress. The point is, I’ve seen the evolution. The good, the bad, the ugly. And right now? Things are a mess. So let’s talk about it.
You’re Probably Doing It Wrong
Look, I get it. Ecommerce is complicated. There are a million moving parts, and it’s easy to drop the ball. But here’s the thing: most of you are dropping the ball in the same places. And it’s driving me nuts.
Take product pages, for example. I was talking to a friend of mine, let’s call her Sarah, over coffee at that little place on 5th. She runs an online store, and she was complaining about her conversion rates. So I asked her, “Sarah, what do your product pages look like?” She said, “Well, there’s a picture and a ‘Buy Now’ button.” And I said, “Sarah, that’s it?” She said, “Yeah, what else do I need?”
Which… yeah. Fair enough. But also, no. You need descriptions. You need reviews. You need high-quality images. You need to make people fall in love with your product before they even buy it. And honestly, if you’re not doing that, you’re already behind.
And don’t even get me started on mobile optimization. I swear, if I have to tell one more person that their site looks like a hot mess on my iPhone, I’m gonna lose it. It’s 2023, people. If your site isn’t mobile-friendly, you might as well pack up shop now.
A Little Secret: It’s Not All About You
Here’s something else I’ve learned over the years: ecommerce isn’t about you. It’s about your customers. And if you’re not putting them first, you’re already failing.
I had a colleague named Dave who used to work at a big ecommerce company. He told me about this one time when they decided to change their return policy. And not in a good way. They made it harder for customers to return stuff. And you know what happened? Their sales tanked. Because people don’t like feeling trapped. They don’t like feeling like they can’t trust you.
So here’s a pro tip: make it easy for people to love you. And that means making it easy for them to return stuff if they need to. It means having a killer customer service team. It means going above and beyond to make sure they’re happy. Because at the end of the day, that’s what’s gonna keep them coming back.
And look, I’m not saying you have to be perfect. Nobody’s perfect. But you gotta try. You gotta care. And if you don’t, well, then maybe you should find another line of work.
Oh, And One More Thing…
So, I was at this conference in Austin a few months back. And this guy gets up on stage, right? And he’s talking about how to “optimize your customer aquisition strategy” or whatever. And I’m sitting there, and I’m thinking, “Dude, just say it like you mean it.” Because that’s the thing about ecommerce. It’s not about fancy buzzwords. It’s about real people. Real customers. Real sales.
And honestly, if you can’t talk about it like a real human being, then maybe you shouldn’t be in the game. Because at the end of the day, that’s what it’s all about. Real people. Real connections. Real results.
So here’s my advice: keep it real. Be yourself. And for the love of all that is holy, make sure your product pages are on point.
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Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for now. I’ve gotta run. My cat’s been sitting on my keyboard again, and I’ve got 214 new documents titled “Untitled” to deal with. Wish me luck.
About the Author
Hey there, I’m Linda Thompson. I’ve been in the ecommerce world for what feels like forever, and I’ve seen it all. The good, the bad, the downright ugly. I’m a bit of a perfectionist (okay, a lot of a perfectionist), and I’ve got a bit of a potty mouth. But I love what I do, and I’m not afraid to tell it like it is. When I’m not writing, you can find me hiking with my rescue dog, Baxter, or trying to convince my husband that yes, we do need that third coffee table. Because who doesn’t love a good coffee table?
You can find me ranting and raving on Twitter @LindaTweetsEcomm, or you can just yell at me from across the room. I’m usually the one with the messy bun and the coffee stain on my shirt.
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